Everything offends me. I take offense whenever I think somebody disagrees with me. I take offense whenever I am unlucky or if someone else is lucky. I will be offended if you speak bluntly to me or or if you are indirect with me. I also take offense at random events that are simply annoying.

I take offense if something happens that I don’t like or if somebody does something that I would not do. I also take offense if governments don’t behave or if corporations don’t do what I wish they would do.

My friends are only my friends because they have not offended me too much… yet. Everybody else is totally offensive to me.

In fact when I think about it, everything is offensive. Life offends me.

I think it would be okay if things went my way, then I might not take offense so often but things usually don’t go my way and I find that offensive. I’m not sensitive and I am not easily offended, it’s just that everything and everybody else is so annoying.

Someone said to me that perhaps I am the one in the wrong and that I need to accept that life is not easy and that’s the nature of this planet… I took offense at that!